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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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h34vybottom

Queens are notoriously bad at summarizing because they’re incest babies and have half a skull

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That would be weird, but not entirely impossible. Still, I’m sure your head is more than 50% cranium, and I think I’ve always been able to understand people’s posts despite my years of being around you

I can't believe this bot fucking murdered that guy